Haha...haha...ha

So today I was doing my stalking thing and I came across a hilarious post from a girl I knew in high school (junior high too, actually) but never was really friends with. I think if we were to see each other we might try to make conversation, but then we'd realize we really never had anything to catch up on in the first place, so we'd walk away awkwardly. Anyway. I was creepily looking on her blog and she had the most hilarious posts of random thoughts. I agreed with many of them, which I am posting below.

--Nothing is funnier than watching someone walk into a spiderweb.
-- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
-- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
--Sometimes I get extremely impatient/furious with people. Like I want to light them on fire.
-- There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
--I love when I start to daydream and stare off into space and realize I was staring at someone who realized I was staring at them too.. no crap.. I wasn't looking at you... I was... bah.
--Waiting to go into a public restroom is embarrassing. Especially when its a unisex one. And a guy comes out.
-- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
--Sometimes I run into people I haven't seen since high school and I say stupid things like "Hey hows that baby?? Your trip sure sounded fun!" and completely blow my I-So-Do-Not-Stalk-Your-Blog cover.
--College amplifies ALL characteristics. Including stupidity.
--Google Maps should start their directions on #5... pretty sure I know how to back out of my driveway and exit my neighborhood.
--Ever watched someone and their internal dialogue? I love seeing people argue with themselves.
--Nothing hurts my brain worse then having to look at a loaf of bread that costs 2.04 and then figure out how much it really costs after tax. I'm moving to Oregon.
--I love when I get a text and then call the sender of the text 2 seconds later only to get their voicemail... what did you do text me, drop your phone, and run?
--I hate when someone I haven't talked to in a very long time texts me and asks for someone else's number. Am I not cool enough to talk to?

So thank you, random girl from high school. Maybe if we ever run into each other I'll bring up this post. Then you'll realize how creepy I am, and laugh to yourself because... well, you're probably creepy too.